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Cancellation Terms: When you schedule an inspection, you are buying a timeslot with our skilled team. If you must cancel or reschedule your appointment, we respectfully request at least 48 hours notice. Advance notice allows us enough time to reallocate labor and/or schedule another inspection for that same time slot. Cancellations with less than 48 hours notice are subject to a cancellation fee starting at 50% of the total inspection fee. These fees are in place to cover the cost of preparation, scheduling and the inspector's lost wages. The fee is dependent upon the number of staff that we have allocated to your project. This includes, but is not limited to, home inspectors, mold analysis, termite inspectors and sewer scope technicians. If the home inspection, mold evaluation or sewer scope is in progress or already completed. We are unable to offer a cancellation concession. "In progress" is defined as the technician has arrived to the defined property at the arranged time. If you need to reschedule, doing so more than 48 hours before the appointment will not incur any fees.

Limitation of Liability. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL COMPANY OR ITS AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, SUPPLIERS OR LICENSORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR ACCESS OR USE OF OR INABILITY TO ACCESS OR USE THE APPLICATION AND ANY THIRD PARTY CONTENT AND SERVICES, WHETHER OR NOT THE DAMAGES WERE FORESEEABLE AND WHETHER OR NOT COMPANY WAS ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. WITHOUT LIMITING THE GENERALITY OF THE FOREGOING, COMPANY'S AGGREGATE LIABILITY TO YOU WHETHER UNDER CONTRACT, TORT, STATUTE OR OTHERWISE) SHALL NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT OF FIFTY DOLLARS ($50.00). THE FOREGOING LIMITATIONS WILL APPLY EVEN IF THE ABOVE STATED REMEDY FAILS OF ITS ESSENTIAL PURPOSE.

EXPECTATIONS: The Inspector will perform an inspection of those items as required by the Standards of Practice that are visible and safely accessible as determined by the Inspector. Areas and/or items deemed to be inaccessible and or unsafe to inspect as determined by the Inspector shall be identified in the inspection report as "not inspected" under the Departure rules. The inspection will be a non-destructive and practical evaluation of major components of the Property and as are apparent on the date of the inspection. The Inspector will not enter into or climb upon unsafe areas that may potentially endanger the Inspector or the property, in his sole judgment. The Inspector is not providing engineering services. Engineering opinions may only be provided by a licensed engineer.

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No one under 18 permitted without adult. Unleaded fuel only. Contains no MTBE. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Use of this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling is a violation of federal law. Use only as directed. Use only under close adult supervision. Warning: shoots flaming balls. Warranty does not cover acts of God. Warranty void if label is removed.

Warranty void if seal is broken or removed. Water level may increase inexpcetedly due to dam release. No swimming. We reserve the right to refuse service. Wet paint. While supplies last. Will bond skin on contact. You must be 18 or older and have a photo ID. Your mileage may vary. This content stolen from davidwells.com. Void where prohibited.

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